ImmiK fever

Guy: “Yaar yeh Imran Khan jeet jayega? Itni power hai iss mein?!”

Tabdeeli ka nishaan

Tandoor owner: “What happens if I send a message to that number on the Imran Khan poster?”

Boytalk

Guy: “Yeh bachi ko pakar raha tha, counterattack hua hai”

VeenaMania

Overheard at the gym

Woman to trainer: “Mujhe Veena Malik jaisa bana do”

Hey, partner

Boy #1: “Are you potentially a life partner?”

Boy #2: “I’ve had TWO AFFAIRS… do I LOOK like one?”

Credit: Bisma S.

Everything in its right place

Woman: “I’d get a second nose job but my husband said no…”

Shiny happy people

Guy: “The city looked so good without public transport when the CNG stations were closed!”

Shock value – II

Girl #1 walks in with a visible hicky on her arm

Girl #2: “What happened to you?”

Girl #1: “I crashed into a building.”

Clearly this is a trend. See Shock Value

The older, experienced colleague is always right

Overheard at the post office

Man: “Maine yahan chabees saal kaam kiya hai… kya tum mere liye paani ka glass bhi nahi lasakte?”

 

Diagnosis

Woman #1: “That woman totally has ADD… you do know what ADD is, right?”

Woman #2: “Sure…”