Sweeping statement
Posted by: Saba Imtiaz on: September 27, 2009
One guy to another: You just don’t have intellectuals in Pakistan.
Kids these days, they just don’t read enough
Posted by: Saba Imtiaz on: August 16, 2009
Overheard at a bookstore:
Kid: Aapke paas Titanic ki kitaab hai?
Salesman: Beta Titanic ko doobe hue itne saal guzar gaye, ab aapko kitaab chahiye
Independence Day mania
Posted by: Saba Imtiaz on: August 4, 2009
Over-excited girl: OMG, that is such an inspirational picture of Quaid-e-Azam…I’m in loooove with him all over again.
Flower power
Posted by: Saba Imtiaz on: July 31, 2009
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Gajra seller to guy: Sir, gajra le lein…bilkul aap ki tarah fresh hai!
Defence Against the Dark Arts
Posted by: Saba Imtiaz on: July 24, 2009
Guy and girl checking out the print of the new Harry Potter movie:
Girl: This sucks. It’s in black and white.
Guy: (pointing at his laptop screen) No. Look! There’s some red!
Girl: It isn’t colourful enough!
Credit: Anon.
Feel Good Inc
Posted by: Saba Imtiaz on: July 22, 2009
Don’t worry, be happy.
Posted by: Saba Imtiaz on: July 22, 2009
Boss to grumbling teenaged employee:
Boss: Why the hell are you complaining? You have NO RIGHT to complain!
Science 101
Posted by: Huma Imtiaz on: July 10, 2009
Boy: We had lassi made from goat’s milk in the Northern Areas.
Girl: Ewww. Goats give milk?
Sale of cigarettes to minors is banned.
Posted by: Saba Imtiaz on: June 29, 2009
Teenage boy smoking cigarette with air of bravado, with a gaggle of giggly girls:
Underage smoker: I think girls who smoke are verrry sexy
Girl#1: Why?
Underage smoker: Because it makes me feel we have something in common.
Underage smoker: If I ever smelt smoke and perfume mixed together…I’d dieeee.
No shit, sherlock
Posted by: Saba Imtiaz on: May 31, 2009
Know-it-all boy to clearly-bored friend: Girls are very different from guys, y’know.
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