Category Archives: Overheard Randomly

Election Season

Overheard at the salon

Head stylist to staffer: “Chalo hum bhi apni political party banate hain.”

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Politicospeak

Overheard at the salon

Woman: “What is a dharna?”


RIP

Person # 1 talking to an entire team of people: “Uss ki grandmother christian hain… tau.. she died on saturday….aaj unn ka St.Anthony’s main … hai.. woh… kya kehte hain? hanh! Matrimonial”

Other person trying to salvage the situation: “aap ka matlab aaj unn ka RIP hai….”
Credit: Anon.

TV talk

Guy: “Yeh Ishq-e-Mamnoon ka to bada scene hai yaar.”

 


Lipstick Jungle

At university

Guy to other guy: “Yaar, kisi keh paas lipstick hogi?”

Credit: RS


Luxe langar

At Marriott

Guy: “Chef se kehna haath khol ke khana banaye… jaise Abdullah Shah Ghazi ke mazaar ka hota hai”

 


Tharki alert

Guy: “Tujhe koi aur kaam nahi hai? Har waqt larkiyon ki baat.”