TV talk

Guy: “Yeh Ishq-e-Mamnoon ka to bada scene hai yaar.”

 


Lipstick Jungle

At university

Guy to other guy: “Yaar, kisi keh paas lipstick hogi?”

Credit: RS


Luxe langar

At Marriott

Guy: “Chef se kehna haath khol ke khana banaye… jaise Abdullah Shah Ghazi ke mazaar ka hota hai”

 


Tharki alert

Guy: “Tujhe koi aur kaam nahi hai? Har waqt larkiyon ki baat.”


Marriage, Pakistan style

Guy: “The thing is, in Pakistan when a woman gets married she has to become more like her husband.”


English Vinglish

TV anchor: “We need to bring madrassas into the streamline.”


Fastest finger first

Girl: “You people look like you’re institutionalised with your smartphones.”