Category Archives: Overheard in Coffee Shops

Filmi much?

Guy: “So what’s this Kal Ho Na Ho wala situation?”


Karoon kya dial number?

Guy 1: “So since phones are off tomorrow then let’s just finalize 3 pm for lunch tomorrow.”

Guy 2: “Sure and in case there’s any change just get in touch on my wife’s phone.”

Guy 1: “But won’t her phone also be off?”

Guy 2: “Oh! Right……”

Credit: BH


I can haz retail?

Girl: “When I was in London I heard that Mango had opened up here, so I thought things were getting better. But my internship really opened my eyes.”

Credit: William S.


Marriage, Pakistan style

Guy: “The thing is, in Pakistan when a woman gets married she has to become more like her husband.”


Fastest finger first

Girl: “You people look like you’re institutionalised with your smartphones.”


With friends like these

Girl: “You look like you’re in your art element right now, like you’ve been painting all night and stuff.”


Splitsville

Girl #1: “If you’ve broken up with him, why are you still helping him out?”

Girl #2: “I DON’T KNOW!”