Category Archives: One-liners

Intelligentsia, KLF style.

Overheard at Karachi Literature Festival

“The thing with being in such an environment is… you feel so intelligent.”

Credit: AH

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Tsk.

Woman: “Woh thodi si extremist hogayi hai”


Chalo chalo, Punjab chalo.

At the Sindh Assembly

Man: “Chalo Punjab Assembly chalte hain, wahan laptop milega.”


Monday blues

Woman: “Asal mai subah subah mere husband Asif Ali Zardari se milne chale gaye.”


Boytalk

Guy: “Yeh bachi ko pakar raha tha, counterattack hua hai”


VeenaMania

Overheard at the gym

Woman to trainer: “Mujhe Veena Malik jaisa bana do”


That side of the bridge

Woman: “Defence mai jo hota hai woh aur kaheen nahi hota!”