Category Archives: Overheard while shopping

Fistfuls of dollars

At Sunday Bazaar

Pathan:  (waving an “Original Louis Vuitton bag”) “Baji ye bag le lo, shaadi main dollar bhar ke le kar jaana.”

Credit: Anon
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Tis the season to be bitten

At the convenience store

Man: “Yaar koi machar maarne ka spray dena. Acha ho… khandani ho.”


Shopaholic alert

Overheard at Agha’s Supermarket

Woman to her kids: “Every day is gift day!”


Off the runway

At a clothing store

Girl (pointing to a jumpsuit): “Yeh to ramp style lag raha hai na?”

 


Eyes wide open

At a sunglasses store

Guy: “Aap ke paas wafers hain?”


All the right friends

Overheard at Sunday Bazaar

While meeting a friend after a long time

Man: “Shukar hai tu abhi tak sarkari afsar ka driver hi hai, koi sarkari afsar nahi ban gaya!”

Credit: Sonia B.


Message in a bottle

60-something man to supermarket assistant: “Yeh aapne saare shampoos ke naam badal diye hain!”