Overheard in Karachi

ImmiK fever

Saba Imtiaz — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 14:11:18 +0000

Guy: “Yaar yeh Imran Khan jeet jayega? Itni power hai iss mein?!”

Saba Imtiaz — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:48:01 +0000

Tandoor owner: “What happens if I send a message to that number on the Imran Khan poster?”

Saba Imtiaz — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:42:43 +0000

Guy: “Yeh bachi ko pakar raha tha, counterattack hua hai”

Saba Imtiaz — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 17:09:12 +0000

Overheard at the gym

Woman to trainer: “Mujhe Veena Malik jaisa bana do”

Saba Imtiaz — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 08:01:21 +0000

Boy #1: “Are you potentially a life partner?”

Boy #2: “I’ve had TWO AFFAIRS… do I LOOK like one?”

Credit: Bisma S.

Saba Imtiaz — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:43:03 +0000

Woman: “I’d get a second nose job but my husband said no…”

Saba Imtiaz — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 07:33:24 +0000

Guy: “The city looked so good without public transport when the CNG stations were closed!”

Saba Imtiaz — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 06:29:45 +0000

Girl #1 walks in with a visible hicky on her arm

Girl #2: “What happened to you?”

Girl #1: “I crashed into a building.”

Clearly this is a trend. See Shock Value

Saba Imtiaz — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:59:57 +0000

Overheard at the post office

Man: “Maine yahan chabees saal kaam kiya hai… kya tum mere liye paani ka glass bhi nahi lasakte?”

Saba Imtiaz — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 07:57:55 +0000

Woman #1: “That woman totally has ADD… you do know what ADD is, right?”

Woman #2: “Sure…”